Editorial Assistant – A Thankless Job?

This is an actual conversation I had the other day with a person I had literally just met. We were both waiting for something to come out of the copy machine and some annoying person decided to print 100 copies of a presentation and then leave. The papers started to spew out of the pile and onto the floor and so this person and I joined forces to clean up the mess.

Him: So, what do you do?
Me: I work with ____, in children’s co-editions.
Him: Are you an editor?
Me: No. I’m ____’s assistant.
Him: Oh. Do you like it?
Me: Yes. Well, I’ve been working with ____ for two years now and I absolutely love it.
Him: Oh. What do you want to do next?
Me: I’m not really sure yet.
Him: You know, because – an assistant? For two years? (this is accompanied by an AWFUL face)
Me: …

Okay. First of all. How dare he? Second of all, OF COURSE I know what I want to do next. Third of all, reviews are coming up this month and I definitely have a plan. But why would I divulge said plan to you, a stranger whom I’m sure I cannot trust?

And also, sir. Assistants of the world unite, because we run this show. Y’all think we don’t, but we do. I touch every facet of everything we do around here. Sure, I fetch when asked and it’s occasionally infuriating, but I also edit interiors, approve advances, manage our list and keep all of our processes running smoothly. What would y’all do without us, the assistants?

(By the way – I’m trying to bring ‘ya’ll’ to New York)

Lucky for me, I have a boss who ends each day by saying, “Thanks for everything today!”

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2 Responses to Editorial Assistant – A Thankless Job?

  1. RJ says:

    N, Sounds like you clearly have a plan. Good for you. RJ

  2. HH says:

    Thanks, RJ. If you are the RJ I think you are (then you came here via LinkedIn) … I hope you know I still apply many of the things you taught me when dealing with people. Just the other day I thanked someone in advance for their cooperation. Then I giggled maniacally!

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